Sunday, March 25, 2012

Mohabbat Theher Jaati Hai


Mohabbat Theher Jaati Hai…
Hum aksar yeh samajhtay hain
jisay hum piyaar kartay hain
usay hum bhool baithay hain
magar aisa nahin hota
mohabbat daimi such hai
mohabbat theher jaati hai !!!
hamari baat kay andar
mohabbat baith jaati hai
hamari zaat kay andar
magar yeh kam nahin hoti
kisi bhi dukh ki soorat mein
kabhi koi zaroorat mein
kabhi anjaan se gham mein
kabhi lehjay ki thandak mein
udaasi ki zaroorat mein
kabhi baarish ki soorat mein
hamari aankh kay andar
kabhi aab-e-rawan ban kar
kabhi qatray ki soorat mein
bazahir aisa lagta hai
usay hum bhool baithay hain
magar aisa nahin hota
magar aisa nahin hota….
yeh hargiz kam nahin hoti…
Mohabbat Theher Jaati Hai…!!!

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Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai….

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Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

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gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye,

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unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,
vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,
isqe to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,
phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain

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Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na……….

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na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,
tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,
labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,
aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.

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Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye

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Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte??
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yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,
tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,
kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,
lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.

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Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Ispar aansu tadap kar bola,
Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!

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darta huin kahin main pagal na ban gaoin,
teekhi nazar aur sunahre roop ka kayal na ban gaoin,
ab bas bhi kar zalim kuch to raham kha mujhe per,
chali ja meri nazro se door kahin main shayar na ban jaoin,

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dekhi hai humne duniya jahaan husne-e-bazar ke,
too uhin ruk jaye hamari nazar ye itni sasti nahi,
koi hoor, koi noor ya koi zannat ki pari ho to kya,
dava hai hamara tik jaye tere samne aisi koi hast nahi

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palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,
woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,
woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,
hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi…

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Tere pyaar mein mere sanam,
hum khud se mulaquat kar bhete
Chalte chalte bas yunhi achanak,
hum zindagi se mulaquat kar bhete.

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Dil ka haal bata na paye,
Pyaar unse jata na paye,
Mushkil jaane ye baat kyu hoti hai,
Ek shabd bhi unse keh na paaye…

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Kashish honi chaiye yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain.
Waqt hona chaiye sath guzarne ke liye,
bahane to apne aap ban jate hain.

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Jagaya unhone aisa ki aaj tak so na sake,
Rulaya unhone aisa ke sabke samne ro bhi na sake,
Jaane kya baat thi unme,
Jabse mana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sake.

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Heart can skip beat for a while,
Memories can be kept in a file,
A desert can replace the nile,
But nothing can stop a smile,
When your name comes on my mobile.

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You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me.

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When Someone Loves You,
U Never Realise It,When You Realise It,
Its Too Late,
You Always Love The One,
That Leaves You,
And Leave The One,
That Loves You.

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Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi
Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi
Ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood
Ruk ruk kay baar baar barstii hain aaj bhi

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Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai,
Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai,
yeh nahi kehte ki roj milo,
bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.

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“Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”.
Magar aap se mil ke
Ish dil ne mehasoos kiya hai ki,
“Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge”.

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Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte
usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

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Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

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Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankhon mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahooge humhe,
pyar ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.

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Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

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Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga.

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Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne Bharosa Kiya…,
Kuchh To Ulfat Ka Tum Bhi Haq Nibhaaya Karo…;
Hum Bhi Hamraaz Hain Tum Bhi Hamraaz Ho…,
Dil Ki Baat Humse Na Chhupaaya Karo..!!!

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Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones.”
Remember this always in life.

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Facebook Status Updates


decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

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One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.

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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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sometimes, not remembering mey be the better.

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X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while.

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X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.

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What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..

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slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.

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wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.

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X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

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People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..

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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

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WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.

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Dear Santa, let me explain…

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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

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My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.

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If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.

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Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

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Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

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Hillarious Facebook Status Updates


Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

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Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

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if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP

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Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

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Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.

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i’ve yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.

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Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.

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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.

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Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

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Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.

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Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.

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Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..

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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

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X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.

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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

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You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

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Best Facebook Quotes


Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.

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I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.

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Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.

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I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

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X thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!

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Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!

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what has two ears and cant hear? —————–.> GRANDPA

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I’m not a racer….But i can fly.

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press the star below and watch it glow

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▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.

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I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.

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Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

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X is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..

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Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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X just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.

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X believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.

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¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ

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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!

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wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.

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X says don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

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Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????

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Best Facebook Status Updates


If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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eat eat and eat….but don’t eat my brain.

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I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

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a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?

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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

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All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

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too cool for school.

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trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.

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the kid next door’s imaginary friend.

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–^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death.

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definitely not watching what not to wear.

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forcing my dog to learn how to google.

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kissing a girl and may or may not be liking it.

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Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with “according to the prophecy”

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X is Loading ████████████ 99%

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Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

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U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.

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X went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

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Hi, my name is Damimeve. The ‘mime’ is silent.

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I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares.

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In an interview, “I can multitask housework with facebook!”

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X is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.

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a day late and a dollar short.

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Insert coin to view my status message.

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If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.

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We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .

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happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her.

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seen pictures of you naked on the internet.

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remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.

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> $20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you home.

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20/20 hearing!

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Shayari on Shaadi


Shaadi ka pehla Saal

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,

Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

5 saal baad…

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana…
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge…!

Shaadi se pahle aur shaadi ke baad in movie style:

Shaadi ke pehle – Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad – Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke pehle – Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad – Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle – Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad – Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Jaane Kyon Song with Funny Lyrics


jaane kyon log flirt karte hain
jaane kyon woh affairs chalate hain
jaane kyon….jaane kyon…
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affairs bin jeene main rakha kya hai
affair jiska nahi woh tanha hai
affair 100 rang lekar ata hai
affair hi zindagi sajaata hai

log chup-chupkar affair chalate hain
aur sabke samne frnds ban jate hain
jaane kyon..jaane kyon,,,
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affair best frnds main ladai karata hai
affair main banda pagal ho jarta hai
affair na chahte hue bhi chal jata hai
affair bahut badnami karata hai
akhir main har ladai ka base ban jata hai
jaane kyon ..jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaanekyon

lekin kabhi kabhi ye payar main convert ho jata hai
jhoot har such aur such har jhoot ho jata hai
payar ki gaadi main 5th gear lag jata hai
aur yun affair zindagi ka safar ban jata hai
jaane kyon… jaane kyon