Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
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Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
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٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
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_̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
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if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
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scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.
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̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
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Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
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The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
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Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.
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i’ve yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.
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Cut here —————–✄———————-
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Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
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Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
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Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
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Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.
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Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.
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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
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You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
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Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
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٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
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_̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
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if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.
̿̿̿
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̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
i’ve yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.
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Cut here —————–✄———————-
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Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
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Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
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Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.
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Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.
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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
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You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
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