Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
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I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
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Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
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I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
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X thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
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Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!
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what has two ears and cant hear? —————–.> GRANDPA
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I’m not a racer….But i can fly.
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press the star below and watch it glow
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▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
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I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
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Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
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X is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
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Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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X just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
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X believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
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¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!
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wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
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X says don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
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