decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
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One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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sometimes, not remembering mey be the better.
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X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while.
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X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.
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What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..
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slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
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wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
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X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
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People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
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WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
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Dear Santa, let me explain…
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
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My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
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If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.
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Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
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Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
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One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
sometimes, not remembering mey be the better.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
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Dear Santa, let me explain…
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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